Reviewed by: Keith Howland
CONTRIBUTOR
Moral Rating: | Very Offensive |
Moviemaking Quality: |
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Primary Audience: | Adults |
Genre: | Crime Action Drama |
Length: | 2 hr. 26 min. |
Year of Release: | 2006 |
USA Release: |
July 28, 2006 (wide) |
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Featuring |
Jamie Foxx Colin Farrell Naomie Harris Ciarán Hinds Gong Li |
Director |
Michael Mann |
Producer |
Anthony Yerkovich Michael Mann Pieter Jan Brugge |
Distributor |
“No Rules. No Law. No Order.”
“Sonny” Crockett (Colin Farrell) and Ricardo Tubbs (Jamie Foxx) are cops with the Miami/Dade Police Department. At the beginning of “Miami Vice”, they infiltrate a dingy nightclub to bust a prostitution racket. But they are interrupted by a call from an FBI informant, who tells Crockett that a crucial operation has been compromised. An undercover agent had arranged a drop with members of a South American drug ring, but his identity has been exposed and the deal is about to turn deadly. Crockett and Tubbs try to alert the bureau in time to intervene, but they are too late. The agent and his associates are all gunned down. Now the FBI is in a fix: The source of their intelligence leak is unknown, so they cannot rely on any of their intelligence or the anonymity of any of their field operatives. So, since nobody in the drug cartel knows Crockett or Tubbs, the FBI enlists the pair for a black ops mission to infiltrate the organization and bring down their slippery top man, José Yero (John Ortiz).
Crockett and Tubbs take the mission, on condition that their methods go unquestioned. But it is not long before they realize that Yero is not the top man at all, but in fact works for Arcángel de Jesús Montoya (Luis Tosar), who is the mastermind of an international organization centered in Paraguay. This raises the stakes—and the potential rewards—for the two Miami cops. Then the stakes are raised further when Crockett becomes romantically entangled with drug queen Isabella (Gong Li), who is close to Montoya. Can Crockett’s tryst gain him privileged information, or will he risk the operation by exposing himself and becoming too emotionally entangled?
Formerly a primetime television series in the 1980s, “Miami Vice” is now an R-rated film written and directed by Michael Mann (the executive producer and a frequent writer and director of the TV episodes). The film bears little resemblance to the television series. The names are the same, but everything else is different, from the tone to the content. Drug dealing is a sordid affair, and the film unflinchingly depicts the brutal violence that is inevitably associated with it. But the movie also contains excessively vulgar dialogue, vain use of the Lord’s name, and overt displays of male and female nudity in several scenes of graphic sex. On top of that, the story is unremittingly serious and bleak, with scarcely any wit or humor. The result is a film that will offend most people, and leave everyone else longing for something to make them laugh and forget about it.
Some stories contain violence, vulgarities, or indecencies and still address greater themes of God, morality, judgment, sinfulness, mercy or redemption. (The book The Kite Runner falls into this category.) Such stories are distinguished by the way they shed light into the darkness they depict, and by doing so recall the character and work of Christ (either directly or indirectly). “Miami Vice” sadly fails to do this. There is very little hope in the film. Not a single character ever appeals to God (or even a poor imitation of Him). There is no mention of a standard code of morality, or of some greater guiding principle. Crockett and Stubbs are just going through motions to bring down a drug lord because that is what they do. One may, perhaps, see a theme in the film of no honor among thieves, but that is barely developed.
In the end, the movie is offensive and contains nothing thoughtful to make it worth enduring the offense. To make things worse, it is poorly made in most respects. Pedestrian camera work combines with murky, grainy photography to make the film either dull or annoying to watch. The score is alternately uninspired and intrusive. The performances are almost too difficult to critique, because all of the characters suffer from a script that affords them no background, development, or memorable dialogue. Even Crockett and Tubbs are given absolutely no introduction. (Are we supposed to know them from the television series? If so, why are they not the same people?) The film manages some tension now and then, but when the viewer is given no reason to care about any of the characters, it all becomes desperately hollow.
“Miami Vice” does depict vice in Miami (and in Cuba and various South American locales), but an apt title scarcely merits the film a recommendation. Plus, I doubt that Miami’s Board of Tourism is well served by this dire movie.
Violence: Heavy / Profanity: Heavy / Sex/Nudity: Heavy
Note: This review page is about the theatrical version of “Miami Vice,” not the unrated DVD version.
See list of Relevant Issues—questions-and-answers.
Not for the young kids (but, then, neither was the TV show). Warning: If you watch the film with older children, you will have two opportunities to point out how gratuitous nudity does not enhance a story. Speculation: both movie stars Foxx and Farrell had love-making shower scenes in their contract? Recommendation: forget this one. For Miami Vice fans: disappointment awaits you. If you must see it: wait for the DVD version. It’s not a bad movie, just not memorable.
My Ratings: Average / 3