MOVIE REVIEW
Somewhere
MPA Rating:
for sexual content, nudity and language.
Reviewed by: Misty Wagner
CONTRIBUTOR
Moral Rating: |
Extremely Offensive
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Moviemaking Quality: |
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Primary Audience: |
Adults
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Genre: |
Comedy Drama
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Length: |
1 hr. 37 min.
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Year of Release: |
2010
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USA Release: |
December 22, 2010 (limited—7 theaters NYC/LA)
January 7, 2011 (wider—17 theaters)
DVD: April 19, 2011
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Relevant Issues
Promiscuity
lust in the Bible
lasciviousness
Should I save sex for marriage? Answer
How can I deal with temptations? Answer
What are the consequences of sexual immorality? Answer
fornication
alcohol abuse
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Featuring |
Stephen Dorff … Johnny Marco
Elle Fanning … Cleo
Michelle Monaghan … Rebecca
Benicio Del Toro … Celebrity (uncredited)
See all »Chris Pontius … Sammy
Erin Wasson … Party Girl #1
Alexandra Williams … Party Girl #2
Nathalie Fay … Party Girl #3
Kristina Shannon … Bambi
Karissa Shannon … Cindy
John Prudhont … Chateau Patio Waiter
Ruby Corley … Patio Girl
Angela Lindvall … Blonde in Mercedes
Maryna Linchuk … Vampire Model
Meghan Collision … Vampire Model
Jessica Miller … Vampire Model
Lala Sloatman … Layla
Renée Roca … Ice Skating Instructor
Aurélien Wiik … French Guy
Lauren Hastings … Pretty Girl
Amanda Anka … Marge
Ellie Kemper … Claire
Brian Gattas … Studio PR Man
Randa Walker … Eager PR Woman
Sylvia Desrochers … Rebecca’s Publicist
Christopher James Taylor … Press Photographer
Silvia Bizio … Italian Journalist
Noel De Souza … Indian Journalist
Lisa Lu … Chinese Journalist
Alexander Nevsky … Russian Journalist
Aida Takla … Egyptian Journalist
Emanuel Levy … Israeli Journalist
H.J. Park … Korean Journalist
Jordu Schell … SPFX Make-up Artist
Joey Rocket … SPFX Make-up Artist
Jack Firman … SPFX Make-up Artist
Io Bottoms … Receptionist
Paul Greene … Ron the Masseur
Eliza Coupe … Hotel Room Neighbor
Nicole Trunfio … Brunette Bikini Beauty
Timothy Starks … LAX VIP Services
Mary McNeal … Airline Rep
Ferruccio Calamari … Milan VIP Handler
Antonio Bracciani … Milan Airport Policeman
Davidé Borella … Hotel Manager—Milan
Nunzio Alfredo ’Pupi’ D’Angieri … Pupi
Jo Champa … Pupi’s Wife
Greta Zamparini … Pupi’s PR
Stefano Fiorentino … Young Rich Man
Laura Chiatti … Sylvia
Giorgia Surina … Italian TV Reporter
Simona Ventura … Telegatto Host
Nino Frassica … Telegatto Host
Valeria Marini … Telegatto Special Guest
Maurizio Nichetti … Telegatto Award Recipient
Paola Turani … Telegatto Girl
Marica Pellegrinelli … Telegatto Girl
Martina Chiriaco … Telegatto Dancer
Jennifer Iacono … Telegatto Dancer
Angela Lanotte … Telegatto Dancer
Sylvia Lucia Tauro … Telegatto Dancer
Philip Pavel … Hotel Manager
Romulo Laki … Romulo
Damián Delgado … Victor
Laura Ramsey … Naked Blonde with Sailor Cap
Nathalie Love … Young Wasted Girl
Caitlin Keats … Chateau Lobby Guest
David Jean Thomas … Casino Croupier
Peter McKernan … Helicopter Pilot
Patrick McKernan … Helicopter Ground Safety
C.C. Sheffield … Woman Getting Haircut
Ray Garcia … Parking Valet
Michelle Lima … Pretty girl at Chateau
Randy Roach … Pool people #2
Carol Colesworthy Schrader … Pool people #1
Fred Schrader … Pool people #3
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Director |
Sofia Coppola—“Lost in Translation”
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Producer |
Focus Features
Pathé Distribution
Medusa Film
Tohokushinsha Film
American Zoetrope
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G. Mac Brown … producer
Francis Ford Coppola … executive producer
Roman Coppola … producer
Sofia Coppola … producer
Youree Henley … line producer
Paul Rassam … executive producer
Fred Roos … executive producer
Jordan Stone … producer: Italy
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Distributor |
Focus Features, a subsidiary of Universal Pictures, a division of NBCUniversal/Comcast
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Johnny Marco (Stephen Dorff) is a well known actor. Having achieved moderate wealth and status seems to have done nothing for him. Aside from drug use, liquor and random sexual encounters, he finds himself completely void of any real challenge or purpose. When his daughter Cleo (Elle Fanning) surprises him with a long term visit, Johnny finds himself feeling more alive than he has in a long time…
I wish there was more that I could say about this movie. I wish the story had more depth and loveliness, but the truth is that it was pretty difficult to surmise the above plot from this film.
The bad:
Where to begin? Quality, technical execution and overall film production aside, this movie is riddled with offensiveness… There are several instances of female nudity; a few sex scenes, both on screen and off screen, complete with sound effects; there is drug and alcohol abuse; inappropriate dialogue around a child; profanities…
Technically speaking, “Somewhere” is easily one of the worst films I’ve ever seen. Long, awkward scenes that end of completely irrelevant. An out of place soundtrack, with lazily edited tracks or long stretches of complete silence. Overall, there is not one single thing that I found moderately effective or redemptive about this film, though I kept hoping there would be. After the longest almost two hours I have experienced in a long time, the group of people that I viewed this film with were only left feeling uncomfortable and thoroughly confused.
Violence: Mild / Profanity: Moderate / Sex/Nudity: Extreme
See list of Relevant Issues—questions-and-answers.
The plot centers on Johnny, a celebrity actor who, despite being able to have multiple affairs with any woman he wants and a successful career, is overcome with boredom and sadness for his seemingly meaningless life. That is until his daughter comes for a surprise visit. As he spends time with her, he realizes that being a father is what will make him truly happy. Although many people like to think of a celebrity’s life as glamorous and always fun, the movie depicts the other side of celebrity, specifically the loneliness, sadness, and difficulty with connecting to people, especially family.
Many scenes, though realistic, have symbolic meaning. One example is a scene where the main character is getting plaster on his face for a mask. While the character is covered with plaster and left alone by the special effects artists, the camera slowly zooms in, creating a claustrophobic feeling to symbolize the character’s suffocating isolation he had created for himself.
What is hard in viewing the film, is the fact that it centers on a specific point of view that many may not be able to relate. I think one of the main goals of the film is to show the beauty in the simple things in life. Many scenes show the father and daughter bonding by doing ordinary things like swimming or playing a video game. Although it doesn’t seem very meaningful to us, to the characters, it is everything. You soon realize that not only is Johnny’s life lonely, but due to his busy schedule and his ex-wife’s desire to get away from everything, his daughter is lonely, too. She is devoid of a meaningful relationship with her parents, due to their choices.
Morally, the film is not appropriate for children or immature teens. There’s nudity, adultery, and bad language throughout. The film can be offensive, though many of the immoral choices are there to show a realistic portrayal of the sadness and meaningless of Johnny’s life. In my opinion, this is not Sofia Coppola’s finest film, for I think “Lost in Translation” is her best. If you approach the film like you would a short story, I think you will have a better viewing experience, due to the unconventional style.
Overall, if you like simple and quiet films, give it a try, you may really like despite the many bad reviews this film has undeservedly received.
My Ratings: Moral rating: Very Offensive / Moviemaking quality: 3½