MOVIE REVIEW
The Lovebirds
also known as “Die Turteltauben,” “Dos tórtolos,” “Gołąbeczki,” “Los tortolitos,” “Os Pombinhos,” “Szerelemben, bűntényben,” “Um Crime para Dois,” “Τα Πιτσουνάκια,” “Любовнички,” “ラブバード”
MPA Rating:
for sexual content, language throughout and some violence.
Moral Rating: |
Very Offensive—Not Recommended
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Moviemaking Quality: |
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Primary Audience: |
Adults
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Genre: |
Romance Comedy Crime Mystery
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Length: |
1 hr. 26 min.
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Year of Release: |
2020
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USA Release: |
May 22, 2020 (Netflix / Theater release skipped due to Wuhan coronavirus)
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Relevant Issues
Fleeing the scene of a serious crime
Breaking and entering
Torture
Immoral U.S. Congressman
A sex cult secret society that conducts anonymous orgies
Blackmail
Bad police who protect evil people
An unmarried couple in a 4 year sexual relationship
Breaking up
PURITY—Should I save sex for marriage? Answer
TRUE LOVE—What is true love and how do you know when you have found it? Answer
What is LOVE, for a follower of Christ? Answer
SEXUAL LUST outside of marriage—Why does God strongly warn us about this? Answer
What is SEXUAL IMMORALITY? Answer
CONSEQUENCES—What are the consequences of sexual immorality? Answer
Learn how to make your love the best it can be. Christian answers to questions about sex, marriage, sexual addictions, and more. Valuable resources for Christian couples, singles and pastors.
About murder
About death
Featuring |
Issa Rae … Leilani
Kumail Nanjiani … Jibran
Paul Sparks … Moustache
Anna Camp … Edie
Kyle Bornheimer … Brett
Nicholas X. Parsons … Bicycle
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Barry Rothbart … Mr. Hipster
Catherine Cohen … Mrs. Hipster
Andrene Ward-Hammond … Detective Martin
Robert Larriviere … Lyft Driver #1
Lisha Wheeler … Diner Waitress
Shannon Nicole … Lyft Driver #2
Moses Storm … Steve
Nelson Cepeda (Nelson Rafael Cepeda) … Interrogation Room Officer
Casey Hendershot … Sacrarium Bouncer
Aaron Abrams … Paramedic
Joe Chrest … Red Robe Man
Blaine Kern III … Drunk Guy (Blaine Kern)
Briana Liu … Drunk Girl
Matthew Rimmer … Arresting Police Officer
Jaren Mitchell … Bobby
Betsy Borrego … Reya
Kelly Murtagh … Evonne
Rob Eubanks … Masked Number Man
Mahdi Cocci … Keith
Joe Camp III … Interrogation Room Detective #1
Gralen Bryant Banks (Gralen Banks) … Interrogation Room Detective #2
Bobby Bonsey … Dragon’s Den Dancer
Monique Brogan … Dragon’s Den Dancer
Iman Marshall … Dragon’s Den Dancer
Gianni Reid … Dragon’s Den Dancer
Edward Spots … Dragon’s Den Dancer
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Director |
Michael Showalter
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Producer |
Quinn's House
3 Arts Entertainment
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Media Rights Capital (MRC)
Aaron Abrams
Emily Crook
Brendan Gall
Martin Gero
Tom Lassally
Jordana Mollick
Kumail Nanjiani
Oliver Obst
Ben Ormand
Issa Rae
Paul Sarony
Todd Schulman
Michael Showalter
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Distributor |
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“All they wanted was a quiet night out”
Here’s what the distributor says about their film: “On the brink of breaking up, a couple gets unintentionally embroiled in a bizarre murder mystery. As they get closer to clearing their names and solving the case, they need to figure out how they, and their relationship, can survive the night.”
- Vulgar/Crude language: Extreme—
• f-words (70-80), including “All the girls want to f*** him,” “She f***ed him,” “Motherf****r”
• “Back of the ambulance sex”
• “d*ck pics”
• “d*ck”
• s-words (35+)
• “a**hole” (3)
• “a**” (2)
• “Date rape McGee”
• “p*ssed”
• “Don’t pee down my back and say it’s rain”
• “B*tch” (2)
- Nudity: Very Heavy to Extreme—
• Orgy sequence, includes full front and rear female nudity, and male rear nudity (sexual activity is widespread and obvious but not graphic)
• Woman in bra (repeatedly)
- Sex: Very Heavy—
• Discussions about orgies
• Couple making-out in a restaurant
• Orgy sequence
• Sexual comments
• Promise of “freaky sex” at a prearranged time
• “Intercourse with Leilani at 10:42, super sexy.”
- Profane language: Very Heavy—
• “G*d-d*mn”
• “Holy sh*t”
• “Oh my G*d” (couple dozen)
• “My G*d”
• “d*mn”
- Violence: Heavy— • murders • bicycle and automobile crash (bloody) • car drive repeatedly over bicyclist • guns, murders, shooting • threatening to throw hot bacon grease into a person’s face • fights • attack by horse •
See list of Relevant Issues—questions-and-answers.
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