Snow White
also known as “Disney's Snow White,” “Albă ca Zăpada,” “Baekseolgongju,” “Biancaneve,” “Blanca Nieves,” “Blanche-Neige,” “Branca de Neve,”
See all »“Hófehérke,” “Lumikki,” “Nàng Bạch Tuyết,” “Pamuk Prenses,” “Schneewittchen,” “Schneewittchen und die sieben Zwerge,” “Snehulienka,” “Snehvide,” “Śnieżka,” “Snjeguljica,” “Snövit,” “Η Χιονάτη,” “Беласнежка,” “Белоснежка,” “Білосніжка,” “Снежана,” “白雪公主,” “白雪姫”
MPA Rating:

for violence, some peril, thematic elements and brief rude humor.
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Moviemaking Quality: |
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Primary Audience: |
Supposedly “family,” but apparently no one
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Genre: |
Musical Fantasy Remake
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Length: |
1 hr. 49 min.
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Year of Release: |
2025
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USA Release: |
March 21, 2025
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Featuring |
Rachel Zegler … Snow White
Gal Gadot … Evil Queen
Andrew Burnap … Jonathan
Martin Klebba … Grumpy
Colin Michael Carmichael … Farno
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Ansu Kabia … Huntsman
Dujonna Gift … Maple
Patrick Page … Magic Mirror (voice)
Lorena Andrea …
Jane Fowler … Dancer
Emilia Faucher … Young Snow White
Luisa Guerreiro … Artisan 3
Jon-Scott Clark … Dancer
Eddison Burch … Dancer
Kat Collings … Dancer
Leon Ung … Dancer
Dean Nolan … Artisan 1
Misa Koide … Dancer
Reibel Daniel (Daniel Lindqvist) … Dancer
Lukus Alexander … Dancer
Kathryn Akin … Dancer
Sean Gordon … Villager / Dancer
Victoria Alsina … Little Girl Lily
Joshmaine Joseph … Guard Arthur
Candy Ma … Dancer
Charlotte Scally … Dancer / orchard picker / finale dancer
Alison Eager … Queens Handmaiden Dancer
Charlie Man Evans … Dancer
Gavin Wilkinson … Dancer
Zoe Newton-Kisly … Villager
Jackson Osegbo-King … Villager
Stanley Duventru-Huret … Dancer
Gabriela Garcia … Orchard Apple Picker and Finale Dancer
Katie Hardwick … Apple Farmer on Stilts
Philip Birchall … Dancer
Alice Readie … Handmaiden
Adams-Junior Dauda … Queen’s Guard
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Director |
Marc Webb
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Producer |
Marc Platt Productions
The Walt Disney Company
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Walt Disney Pictures
Walt Disney Studios
Russell Allen
Jared LeBoff
Callum McDougall
Marc Platt
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Girl-boss, rebellion-hero story attempts (and epically fails) to cash-in on audiences’ love for the joyful animation classic about inner beauty that made Walt Disney world-famous
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Comments from non-viewers
Now, in this review, I could be equally judgmental. The Internet was as judgmental of this film in its earliest stages as Walt’s companions were of his. I could get enraged, as something considered culturally sacred is unearthed and exploited. I could irately assert my deepest frustration, and exclaim that this remake of Snow White is nothing but a horrific cash grab which strips itself of all the artistic and historical merit its predecessor had, solely in the name of sycophantic, socially opportunistic appeasement.
But I can’t muster the emotion. At this point, it simply isn’t surprising. We’re so uninspired at this point all that’s left to do is tear into what came before us. In 1937, Disney’s Folly turned out to be a simple fairy tale, brought to life with the help of unimaginable talent and exceptional care. An uncomplicated celebration of basic virtues, universal truths, and sincere goodness. That very same Walt Disney died in 1966, having not made a folly at all.
Because the original Snow White was made at a time where the theater was a getaway from an impoverished United States that needed genuine originality. Where what was shown onscreen was as bright and as shining as the light that projected it.
“Snow White”, this Snow White, is made at a time where the United States lives in luxury. So the screen has gone from an opulent canvas to a soiled computer, where we can pay the rich and mighty to program plastic pictures of preachy propaganda. Walt Disney’s “Snow White and the Seven Dwarves” is an effortless film, that tells the story of a gentle soul whose choice to stay true to their heart results in true love.
Disney’s new “Snow White” tells the story of a gentle soul that seeks to regain control of her kingdom by joining a sardonic group of violent bandits who help her fight her way back into power. Eighty-eight years later, “Snow White” finally became Disney’s Folly.
My Ratings: Moral rating: Offensive / Moviemaking quality: ½